Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Canadian Exit Polls show Obama Leading

Breaking News says Canadians are telling our “experts” that Obama is leading or winning in exit polls in Canada.

“We need a strong leader” said one person who had just voted in the Canadian Federal Election, “Good riddance to the Conservatives, Liberals, NDP and those Green People”.

“It is time to put some color into the House of Commons” a woman noted. “We are sick and tired of this all white boy’s club that is screwing Canadians”.

Canadians were shocked by the call for a Federal Election by the minority leader Steven Harper. He had promised Canadians there would be no need for an election until 2009. The fact that a politician would break a promise came as a surprise to Canadians.

“That’s dare foolish to spend another $400,000,000.00 taxpayer dollars (that’s about 300 Million U.S. dollars)” yelled one person who apparently turned 18 on the weekend. “Let’s rock ‘n roll with Obama as the leader in Canada”

A homeless person who happened to be near us while pushing his grocery store cart said; “What election.. it don’t matter to me as long as they don’t lower the price of empty bottles, so I can buy something to eat".”

With Obama in the lead at the exit polls the people in Western Canada do not have to vote at all. The way things are going, once again, their vote will not count.

Post a Comment